As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5074. | Hidi (bear_trap1) | 97.03 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
5075. | RenamQ (renamq) | 97.02 | 100% | 2021-02-18 |
5076. | Joel (joel5534) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
5077. | li (badplayer970) | 97.01 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
5078. | agyon (meikaina) | 97.01 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
5079. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 97.01 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
5080. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 97.01 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
5081. | Sexy Mark (jay_cartwright) | 97.00 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
5082. | Alexey (reggies) | 97.00 | 99% | 2017-08-31 |
5083. | M (ahhhhh) | 97.00 | 97% | 2015-08-14 |
5084. | Alex (atauber) | 96.99 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
5085. | Ethan (homeslice42) | 96.99 | 99% | 2019-03-16 |
5086. | Ray (gilzea) | 96.98 | 96.7% | 2023-11-16 |
5087. | Pho (ltrainz) | 96.98 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
5088. | Eder (edertyper) | 96.98 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
5089. | Steven (itslui) | 96.98 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
5090. | Alaa (colaboi) | 96.97 | 97% | 2024-11-29 |
5091. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 96.97 | 95.8% | 2024-04-19 |
5092. | Mark (gosquared) | 96.97 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
5093. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 96.97 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
5094. | luke (skiingz69420) | 96.97 | 99.3% | 2021-02-13 |
5095. | A (alicer78) | 96.97 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
5096. | MoBo (mobo82) | 96.97 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
5097. | Kate (dolovergirl) | 96.96 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
5098. | Marcin (kawre) | 96.96 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
5099. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 96.95 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
5100. | Raj2631 (raj2631) | 96.95 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
5101. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 96.95 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
5102. | String (sh2902) | 96.94 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
5103. | Gil (gilga) | 96.93 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |