So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19828. | andy (sushimomma) | 68.69 | 94% | 2015-10-10 |
| 19829. | Nakura (nakura_sushi) | 68.69 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 19830. | Josh (poon_tamer) | 68.69 | 91% | 2016-09-20 |
| 19831. | Polaris (polaristr) | 68.69 | 91% | 2014-09-02 |
| 19832. | Migami (swirly22) | 68.69 | 97% | 2013-08-13 |
| 19833. | matt (takatoasti) | 68.68 | 95% | 2019-05-25 |
| 19834. | Geoffrey (gweakley) | 68.68 | 90% | 2012-02-16 |
| 19835. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 68.68 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 19836. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 68.68 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 19837. | Zorg (zorg__) | 68.68 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 19838. | De (llwhatll) | 68.67 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 19839. | Jakob (jakobtm) | 68.67 | 90% | 2013-07-28 |
| 19840. | HunteR (pr07o7yp3x) | 68.67 | 87% | 2016-11-02 |
| 19841. | lukasz (komarekzm) | 68.67 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 19842. | Jean (lycjean) | 68.67 | 97% | 2014-09-02 |
| 19843. | Acesulfame K (acesulfame_k) | 68.67 | 95% | 2013-05-17 |
| 19844. | timmy (timmy14) | 68.66 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 19845. | Aika (aikeaa) | 68.66 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 19846. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 68.66 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 19847. | Kim (solkiunxin) | 68.66 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
| 19848. | Pulse (pulsechase) | 68.66 | 94% | 2013-06-03 |
| 19849. | Ryan (pingu51472) | 68.66 | 91% | 2016-01-22 |
| 19850. | Lee (kantoran) | 68.66 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 19851. | David (wongtongeaters) | 68.65 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 19852. | Chippy (typeracer_boi) | 68.65 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 19853. | gixxer (somewhat_noob) | 68.65 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
| 19854. | Asa (hifreeo) | 68.65 | 94% | 2014-04-23 |
| 19855. | MyBst (wlpt) | 68.65 | 95% | 2014-06-13 |
| 19856. | MatejEU (matt_cro) | 68.65 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
| 19857. | Jackson (deepfryinit) | 68.64 | 94% | 2018-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |