See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5493. | aoeu (proportional) | 97.03 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5494. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 97.02 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5495. | Chatham (cala95) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5496. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 97.00 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5497. | Saiya (zenger23) | 97.00 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5498. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 97.00 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5499. | Sasha (rainbowtits) | 96.99 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5500. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 96.99 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5501. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 96.98 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5502. | Ahsan (haris_ahmed) | 96.98 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 5503. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 96.98 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5504. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 96.98 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5505. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 96.98 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 5506. | Brennan (licktricky) | 96.97 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 5507. | Jennifer (jf07) | 96.96 | 98.8% | 2023-12-28 |
| 5508. | BLURB (snowq) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5509. | kaiyrkhan (kair011a_) | 96.95 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5510. | hello (hellobye23) | 96.95 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 5511. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 96.95 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 5512. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 96.95 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5513. | wasd_wasd (wasd_wasd) | 96.94 | 98% | 2024-04-24 |
| 5514. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 5515. | Denec (denec) | 96.94 | 98.1% | 2024-07-24 |
| 5516. | Forst (forstpenguin) | 96.94 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 5517. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 96.94 | 98% | 2025-02-27 |
| 5518. | mlhhsie (mlhhsie) | 96.93 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
| 5519. | Jeon (idnyhn) | 96.93 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 5520. | buruum (buruum) | 96.93 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 5521. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 96.93 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 5522. | ㅤ (youre304) | 96.92 | 98.9% | 2023-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |