I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9769. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 89.71 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 9770. | Karl (visiko) | 89.70 | 97.2% | 2024-06-17 |
| 9771. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 89.70 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 9772. | Hxwk (hxwkoncrack) | 89.70 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 9773. | Chris (xilteen) | 89.70 | 96.6% | 2024-01-30 |
| 9774. | Lioncio (lioncio12) | 89.70 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9775. | Morva (morvathezd) | 89.70 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 9776. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 89.69 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 9777. | Danny (cyicro75366) | 89.69 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 9778. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 89.69 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 9779. | Kuro (thekuroever) | 89.68 | 97.3% | 2025-01-28 |
| 9780. | Christian (vinnw) | 89.68 | 97.1% | 2024-11-08 |
| 9781. | Jay (wolfjay757) | 89.68 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 9782. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 89.68 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9783. | Process (szen) | 89.67 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9784. | Eric (grooster99) | 89.67 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9785. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 89.66 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 9786. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 89.66 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9787. | Greg (greghinton) | 89.66 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 9788. | Fishy_Types (fishy_types) | 89.66 | 96.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9789. | John (john_arthars) | 89.65 | 96.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 9790. | Purple (komnambongo) | 89.65 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 9791. | Brendon (diarrhoea_face) | 89.64 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 9792. | see you dont bump his head ... | 89.64 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9793. | favour (teempakguy) | 89.64 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 9794. | Ted (hh535) | 89.64 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 9795. | krypt (saintlaurent_) | 89.63 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 9796. | Aboxgwer (aboxthetyper) | 89.63 | 99.4% | 2025-04-29 |
| 9797. | terence (youdecipher) | 89.63 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 9798. | deny (sherloinn) | 89.63 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |