Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3590. | Pietro (ptx_) | 63.64 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3591. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 63.61 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3592. | banzaii (banzaiii) | 63.61 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3593. | Viru (virulentis) | 63.60 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 3594. | DerryPlaysXd (derryplaysxd) | 63.58 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 3595. | Vienna (sexystan69) | 63.58 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3596. | Julien (amaimon43) | 63.57 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 3597. | Slow typer.... (gurisukhi) | 63.57 | 93% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3598. | Aaron (kashiiii) | 63.56 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 3599. | TSpin (all_type) | 63.55 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3600. | Seo (hellothereimbadattyping) | 63.54 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 3601. | Halil (lilko) | 63.53 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3602. | Edwin (edwin8810) | 63.53 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 3603. | orien (kingkon134) | 63.50 | 95% | 2018-07-24 |
| 3604. | Alejandro (truckin_al) | 63.49 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 3605. | Julian (juliansmile) | 63.47 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 3606. | Pulkit (pulk) | 63.46 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 3607. | Em (ernthusiasm) | 63.46 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 3608. | Long (longela) | 63.46 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 3609. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 63.44 | 97% | 2019-12-23 |
| 3610. | Bill (billxnye) | 63.42 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 3611. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 63.42 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 3612. | Tilaani (tilaani) | 63.39 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3613. | aadrm (aadrm) | 63.39 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3614. | bayu (bayurespati) | 63.39 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3615. | Marcus (mb_2001) | 63.36 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3616. | FATBUTTERYFINGERDS12312 (be... | 63.36 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 3617. | Slow typer (andre1999) | 63.35 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3618. | Manick (manickspeed) | 63.34 | 95% | 2019-10-12 |
| 3619. | Enrique (optimus_line) | 63.33 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |