I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17691. | Oliver (gnome_racer) | 70.02 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 17692. | ahzzeez (yunmatrixx) | 70.02 | 95.8% | 2025-01-22 |
| 17693. | jk- (justkidding_) | 70.02 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 17694. | Hari (arroganthari) | 70.01 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 17695. | DK (andg88) | 70.01 | 96% | 2015-07-12 |
| 17696. | Jonathan (solorex) | 70.00 | 96% | 2026-04-11 |
| 17697. | oriks (oriks_25) | 70.00 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 17698. | Brian (brianpark123) | 70.00 | 89% | 2016-12-08 |
| 17699. | Wayne (abstractinker) | 69.99 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 17700. | Nurlybek (a_b_b) | 69.99 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 17701. | スヌープ (snoopdog69) | 69.99 | 95% | 2016-05-05 |
| 17702. | Ethan (et61666) | 69.98 | 96% | 2016-11-14 |
| 17703. | Zach Martin (sumofoneinteger) | 69.98 | 96.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 17704. | Squishi (squishirat) | 69.98 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 17705. | leetuser (leetuser) | 69.98 | 96% | 2023-03-28 |
| 17706. | joseph (jbriones15) | 69.98 | 93% | 2015-05-15 |
| 17707. | pug (puggith) | 69.97 | 95% | 2024-01-19 |
| 17708. | Beau (beaubafett) | 69.97 | 97.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17709. | Soup (lollyguin) | 69.96 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 17710. | Darryl (ikaryn) | 69.96 | 87% | 2016-10-31 |
| 17711. | _____ (____________________... | 69.96 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 17712. | Kyn (kin2307) | 69.95 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 17713. | Jako (frafdothehero) | 69.95 | 96.4% | 2021-03-01 |
| 17714. | Equalizer (aux_m) | 69.95 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17715. | Brian (briansu) | 69.95 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 17716. | Song (psslive) | 69.95 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 17717. | Prabhav (hikachu__) | 69.94 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 17718. | rok (porky202) | 69.94 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
| 17719. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 69.94 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 17720. | Chester (chesterization) | 69.94 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |