So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28254. | (max_gomez_) | 54.89 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 28255. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 54.89 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28256. | suraj kamaldeep (surajkamal... | 54.89 | 95.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 28257. | (hotwind) | 54.89 | 93% | 2018-12-28 |
| 28258. | East (eastin) | 54.89 | 91% | 2015-02-22 |
| 28259. | (borumi) | 54.89 | 96.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 28260. | (frostbone) | 54.89 | 91% | 2012-04-16 |
| 28261. | (househippo) | 54.89 | 90% | 2017-01-21 |
| 28262. | (hanschan2007) | 54.89 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 28263. | (djearls) | 54.89 | 90% | 2013-03-11 |
| 28264. | (xsaroz) | 54.88 | 97% | 2015-03-24 |
| 28265. | (xelaton) | 54.88 | 91% | 2016-10-19 |
| 28266. | (kelrena) | 54.88 | 87% | 2012-09-30 |
| 28267. | (r2rach) | 54.88 | 94% | 2015-05-26 |
| 28268. | (siopaoasado) | 54.88 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 28269. | (faysi) | 54.88 | 91% | 2012-06-04 |
| 28270. | (alikhanzhamankhan_aliko) | 54.87 | 93% | 2021-04-18 |
| 28271. | (imperator_357) | 54.87 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 28272. | Gyanendra (gyanshukla) | 54.87 | 94.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28273. | Josef (ziretech) | 54.87 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
| 28274. | (vasudev021191) | 54.87 | 91% | 2012-12-30 |
| 28275. | (puflines) | 54.87 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 28276. | (abody_alizzi) | 54.86 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 28277. | (enmum) | 54.86 | 93% | 2013-02-05 |
| 28278. | (bob_loblawrl) | 54.86 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 28279. | (phire_xic) | 54.85 | 94% | 2022-01-09 |
| 28280. | (tieubinh03) | 54.85 | 95% | 2013-04-20 |
| 28281. | Bill (maderwc) | 54.85 | 95% | 2013-08-13 |
| 28282. | (jands625) | 54.85 | 91% | 2015-07-27 |
| 28283. | Adam (adam95) | 54.84 | 87% | 2014-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |