And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26813. | Tomas (ezclapper) | 67.99 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 26814. | Gary (scragger) | 67.98 | 91% | 2015-11-19 |
| 26815. | Undead (undead) | 67.98 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 26816. | Cuda (cudaskog) | 67.98 | 94% | 2013-06-27 |
| 26817. | tstats[kaalmarx] (kaalmarx) | 67.97 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 26818. | Phanie (stephstep) | 67.97 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 26819. | Frost (thefrostbite_) | 67.97 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 26820. | Ejaculation (ejaculation) | 67.97 | 90% | 2013-01-29 |
| 26821. | bubu (cgfu) | 67.97 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
| 26822. | Ace (aced) | 67.97 | 97% | 2011-06-29 |
| 26823. | jay (jay1212) | 67.96 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 26824. | Tuan (sevent) | 67.96 | 96% | 2015-03-26 |
| 26825. | Sebbe (centi) | 67.96 | 91% | 2014-06-16 |
| 26826. | Kira Nerys (kira_nerys) | 67.95 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 26827. | Samuel (aidoo) | 67.95 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 26828. | Napol (narachat) | 67.95 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
| 26829. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 67.94 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 26830. | William (wmechnig) | 67.94 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 26831. | (puddingandpie) | 67.94 | 95% | 2023-02-18 |
| 26832. | Keji (keji030) | 67.94 | 87% | 2014-06-12 |
| 26833. | ⠀ (ksven) | 67.94 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 26834. | mengo (schmooptheguy) | 67.94 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 26835. | Andrea (nair) | 67.94 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 26836. | LEKO (lekolul) | 67.93 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 26837. | hi (hi__) | 67.93 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 26838. | W. (peachypoh) | 67.93 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 26839. | em (mnnm) | 67.93 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 26840. | John (johnojetunde) | 67.92 | 99% | 2019-06-24 |
| 26841. | Kevorkian (qnoops) | 67.92 | 86% | 2016-02-10 |
| 26842. | Camp (campes) | 67.92 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |