So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30041. | alien (itscloveryt) | 52.70 | 95.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 30042. | buon` (tobeidle3) | 52.70 | 94% | 2011-09-06 |
| 30043. | ganesh (ganeshji) | 52.70 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 30044. | Neeraj (minhasneeeraj) | 52.69 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 30045. | Sean Wrona (thebesttyperint... | 52.69 | 87% | 2015-09-30 |
| 30046. | Marco (capitanoano) | 52.69 | 94% | 2019-09-18 |
| 30047. | Hasibuan (voyager28) | 52.69 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 30048. | Marian (tracymazy) | 52.69 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 30049. | Todd (dongfengca) | 52.69 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 30050. | Antoine (4j8j9j3j) | 52.69 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 30051. | tstats[imrola] (imrola) | 52.68 | 98.5% | 2023-09-16 |
| 30052. | Tim (timlee) | 52.68 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 30053. | Matthew (mmongillo) | 52.68 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 30054. | orel (orel0050) | 52.68 | 93% | 2021-02-05 |
| 30055. | T. (fasta) | 52.68 | 93% | 2014-04-20 |
| 30056. | Arbelo (arbelo) | 52.68 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
| 30057. | xsharawi (xsharawi) | 52.67 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 30058. | Puan (puanpro) | 52.67 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 30059. | nguyenqb (nguyenqb) | 52.67 | 92% | 2011-10-26 |
| 30060. | Willem Brandt (willemb) | 52.66 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
| 30061. | Lucas (rabauk) | 52.66 | 91% | 2013-11-16 |
| 30062. | celina (celina) | 52.66 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 30063. | Ahmed (dd3x) | 52.66 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 30064. | Larissa (123lary) | 52.66 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 30065. | chelsea (casey17) | 52.66 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 30066. | Michał (nfpl404) | 52.66 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
| 30067. | Erika (erikamerissa) | 52.66 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
| 30068. | Alex (grumpyburgie) | 52.65 | 91% | 2021-06-03 |
| 30069. | Rachel (rougier89) | 52.65 | 88% | 2012-02-24 |
| 30070. | mansoor (mansoor_d) | 52.65 | 94% | 2015-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |