The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 307. | Adam (boazthejackpot) | 94.53 | 99% | 2016-05-05 |
| 308. | Vietmeme (vietmeme) | 94.50 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 309. | Dan (42istheanswer) | 94.24 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 310. | bro (shadcrkd) | 94.24 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 311. | TAISER (taiserchief) | 94.23 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 312. | 6kg rat (6kg_rat) | 94.10 | 98.2% | 2025-05-11 |
| 313. | Abradolf (fatpoob) | 93.99 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 314. | (jlachney) | 93.98 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 315. | http://play.typeracer.com/?... | 93.85 | 90% | 2015-07-21 |
| 316. | Top (topdawg) | 93.77 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 317. | @benakribo (benazio) | 93.62 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 318. | Michael (jimmychim) | 93.41 | 94% | 2011-11-07 |
| 319. | KOITI (kitaly) | 93.36 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 320. | Andy (sheva370) | 93.24 | 97% | 2012-03-10 |
| 321. | chris (agentgreeny) | 93.19 | 98% | 2013-10-01 |
| 322. | Whykonen (whykonen) | 93.15 | 99% | 2015-08-28 |
| 323. | Risan (ptrrsn_1) | 93.13 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 324. | Nico (skichan) | 93.05 | 91% | 2015-04-09 |
| 325. | Riot (skyhai) | 92.98 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 326. | rime (zeliboid8) | 92.98 | 93% | 2014-05-17 |
| 327. | Eddie (pelosm) | 92.81 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 328. | Kyle (evilone2654) | 92.70 | 97% | 2016-10-02 |
| 329. | Christopher (hyperbruh) | 92.54 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 330. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 92.47 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 331. | Bruce (chobopanda) | 92.46 | 98% | 2012-09-29 |
| 332. | Patrick (negroider) | 92.43 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 333. | Tokii (suzu) | 92.39 | 88% | 2011-11-21 |
| 334. | aice (aice_xx) | 92.21 | 89% | 2012-03-22 |
| 335. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 92.15 | 94% | 2014-02-11 |
| 336. | T (heyteeee) | 92.15 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |