So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10927. | Caleb (awsumbabysnarl) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 10928. | Niclas (nnnil) | 83.78 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 10929. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 83.78 | 97% | 2015-08-28 |
| 10930. | Sarah (pleb) | 83.78 | 97% | 2012-08-14 |
| 10931. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 83.78 | 98% | 2017-01-28 |
| 10932. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 83.77 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 10933. | Mango (monthly_mango) | 83.77 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 10934. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 83.77 | 97.2% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10935. | ABe (abenms92) | 83.77 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 10936. | Paul (zepla) | 83.77 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10937. | Lars (larsw) | 83.77 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 10938. | kevin (niv_) | 83.77 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 10939. | Louie (louiegooey) | 83.77 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 10940. | Nasrul (nastha) | 83.77 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
| 10941. | nilansh (pralaya) | 83.76 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10942. | Missing (s6cppr) | 83.76 | 95% | 2012-08-04 |
| 10943. | Andrei (andrei518) | 83.75 | 97.2% | 2023-07-23 |
| 10944. | john (racer520) | 83.75 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
| 10945. | Icurus (icurusgg) | 83.75 | 95% | 2023-01-07 |
| 10946. | Christian (plat00n1) | 83.75 | 94% | 2014-08-22 |
| 10947. | epic (densehelium) | 83.75 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 10948. | Magnus (sungam0506) | 83.75 | 96% | 2012-12-15 |
| 10949. | Gina (ginadoerpbis) | 83.75 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 10950. | PPC (speedysteno) | 83.75 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 10951. | Janc (psyy1234) | 83.75 | 98% | 2017-01-20 |
| 10952. | Angga (angga20211228) | 83.74 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 10953. | Helena (coolister3) | 83.74 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 10954. | mrooogaboooga (foulackfoula... | 83.74 | 96.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| 10955. | Rohit (jaychand) | 83.74 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 10956. | John (jeongyeonjoa) | 83.74 | 99% | 2016-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |