So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33294. | Spencer (doucwhatic) | 46.20 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 33295. | Janey (kini) | 46.20 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 33296. | ANAND KUMAR (anandstet) | 46.18 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 33297. | pelfra (pelfra) | 46.18 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 33298. | aviad (aviad) | 46.18 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 33299. | Sunny (miikassaa_ackerman) | 46.17 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 33300. | Ashley (ashleycho) | 46.17 | 89% | 2014-03-30 |
| 33301. | Yudhi (tanamal) | 46.17 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 33302. | Jango (jangotech) | 46.17 | 94.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 33303. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 46.17 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 33304. | Diana (161699) | 46.16 | 91% | 2012-06-09 |
| 33305. | Todd (thecoolesttodd) | 46.16 | 91% | 2016-05-28 |
| 33306. | Andre (derzy) | 46.16 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 33307. | Akshay (aratnahar) | 46.16 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 33308. | Matěj (mates542cz) | 46.16 | 93% | 2021-06-18 |
| 33309. | Christian (christiannnnn) | 46.16 | 84% | 2016-09-12 |
| 33310. | Kit (karma_88) | 46.15 | 94% | 2018-02-18 |
| 33311. | Ahmed (mensh98) | 46.15 | 88% | 2011-07-22 |
| 33312. | josue (psycho_killer) | 46.15 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 33313. | Habibe (habibesenses) | 46.15 | 96% | 2015-02-24 |
| 33314. | bp (inbammess) | 46.15 | 92% | 2017-03-04 |
| 33315. | ashley (ashleyshearer5656) | 46.15 | 90% | 2017-05-16 |
| 33316. | Youssef (youssef_175) | 46.14 | 93% | 2023-06-06 |
| 33317. | San (shinchan_typeracer) | 46.14 | 93% | 2021-01-05 |
| 33318. | Ehsan (ehsantux) | 46.14 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 33319. | Ketchup (kamr) | 46.13 | 85% | 2016-10-04 |
| 33320. | Autumn (2021_new_zealand) | 46.13 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 33321. | Hinno (hinno) | 46.13 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 33322. | Sessylu Ross (darkseishiro) | 46.13 | 91% | 2017-04-07 |
| 33323. | YASAR (yasarbhat) | 46.12 | 95.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |