I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9031. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 92.77 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9032. | (kloodah) | 92.77 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9033. | JagWar (jagwar) | 92.77 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 9034. | Mike (plasmo24) | 92.76 | 98.2% | 2024-12-04 |
| 9035. | Tyler (tjking12) | 92.76 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 9036. | Wang (doubleecao) | 92.76 | 100% | 2017-02-05 |
| 9037. | Kyle (badadc) | 92.76 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 9038. | asdf (kangarrou2) | 92.76 | 98.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9039. | Alex (alexdaguy) | 92.75 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 9040. | Cody (kingbear2) | 92.75 | 97.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 9041. | lazypenguin (lhp12) | 92.75 | 98.3% | 2023-12-26 |
| 9042. | shellyshellyshellyumm (blue... | 92.75 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 9043. | David (dbylikes2cri) | 92.75 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 9044. | h (kenthios) | 92.75 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9045. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 92.75 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 9046. | Joel (xsinova) | 92.75 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 9047. | PP (yarryarr555) | 92.74 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 9048. | Deftones Enjoyer (deftonese... | 92.74 | 99% | 2024-08-30 |
| 9049. | muffin (me3rhymes) | 92.74 | 95% | 2025-11-14 |
| 9050. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 92.74 | 97.1% | 2023-06-16 |
| 9051. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 92.74 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 9052. | BiggyBallsHD (egg_plant_pete) | 92.73 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9053. | OMEGALUL (bearingsea) | 92.73 | 98.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9054. | Joe (joe1123) | 92.72 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9055. | Rimantas (rimsiakas) | 92.72 | 97.6% | 2023-09-20 |
| 9056. | Japjeet (electro_1) | 92.72 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9057. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 92.72 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 9058. | max (maxbricker) | 92.71 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 9059. | Weeb (weeb_from_poland) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9060. | Terence (notterrence) | 92.70 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |