I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8379. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 90.99 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 8380. | Cole (clptrsn) | 90.99 | 99% | 2019-02-19 |
| 8381. | Ethan (shlee9805) | 90.99 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 8382. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 90.99 | 99% | 2018-08-09 |
| 8383. | Yoon (v1glnte) | 90.98 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8384. | George (giorgos1) | 90.98 | 97.4% | 2025-01-09 |
| 8385. | mcshizney (mcshizney) | 90.98 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 8386. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 90.98 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 8387. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 90.97 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 8388. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 90.96 | 98.4% | 2024-06-10 |
| 8389. | Tri Dung (phantridung123) | 90.96 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 8390. | ADF (aldf) | 90.96 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 8391. | πSnailπ (jayvenlai) | 90.96 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 8392. | Jack (guywhodoesallthegroup... | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8393. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 90.95 | 95% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8394. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 90.95 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 8395. | Alex (atauber) | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8396. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 90.94 | 96.2% | 2025-02-26 |
| 8397. | Justin (liontan) | 90.94 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 8398. | Colin (3geosyog) | 90.94 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8399. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 90.93 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 8400. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 90.93 | 99% | 2024-09-12 |
| 8401. | Kevki (kevki_) | 90.93 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 8402. | Androide (vforvali) | 90.93 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
| 8403. | Ash (aelhag) | 90.93 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 8404. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 90.93 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 8405. | one day π― (cyard) | 90.93 | 99% | 2018-11-19 |
| 8406. | Krishna (cold5r) | 90.93 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 8407. | Evan (__evab__) | 90.92 | 97.1% | 2024-07-13 |
| 8408. | asianerd (asianerd) | 90.92 | 95% | 2025-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |