The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11294. | Ryan (wafflus) | 97.96 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 11295. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 97.96 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 11296. | Bob (sydre2) | 97.96 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11297. | Jack (falryx) | 97.96 | 99% | 2013-12-14 |
| 11298. | Marymoon (marymoon) | 97.96 | 96% | 2011-09-19 |
| 11299. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 97.95 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11300. | DWG (lsunixl) | 97.95 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 11301. | Simon (tartanllama) | 97.95 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11302. | Aidan (b8its) | 97.94 | 97.1% | 2023-08-25 |
| 11303. | Luke (fallwithoutfear) | 97.94 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11304. | David (reynupj) | 97.94 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11305. | Satam (savsatam) | 97.94 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 11306. | pan (oldpan) | 97.94 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 11307. | Emily (emurrysoup) | 97.94 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 11308. | Steven (mianosm) | 97.94 | 99% | 2014-08-04 |
| 11309. | Da (zzilong) | 97.94 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 11310. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 97.93 | 95.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11311. | Austin (splashtime) | 97.93 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 11312. | 🏎️ Goatfish (goat_fish) | 97.93 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11313. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 97.93 | 98% | 2016-05-21 |
| 11314. | Bic (bic590) | 97.92 | 99% | 2014-03-02 |
| 11315. | Phil (philwinnem) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 11316. | Matt (flamingbear) | 97.92 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 11317. | Stephen (lytstephen) | 97.92 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 11318. | Kyle (kpul) | 97.92 | 97% | 2013-03-10 |
| 11319. | CJ (vss1317) | 97.92 | 98% | 2011-08-10 |
| 11320. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 97.92 | 98% | 2017-07-16 |
| 11321. | Zhaux (zhaux) | 97.91 | 92% | 2016-09-25 |
| 11322. | Sarah (tiff801) | 97.91 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 11323. | Michael (mercury28) | 97.91 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |