The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13293. | hoang viet (waniku) | 83.93 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
| 13294. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 83.93 | 92% | 2015-05-02 |
| 13295. | pervy_sage (iampawandanu) | 83.92 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 13296. | James (buttcheeks34) | 83.92 | 96% | 2025-04-27 |
| 13297. | Donut Waffles (donutwaffles69) | 83.92 | 96% | 2024-04-06 |
| 13298. | DavyNeat (eojackson) | 83.92 | 99% | 2024-08-02 |
| 13299. | Peter (pxtrk1m) | 83.92 | 96% | 2024-05-15 |
| 13300. | Verstappen (jojohp0915) | 83.92 | 96.4% | 2024-08-29 |
| 13301. | Guest (loadlng) | 83.92 | 91% | 2015-07-10 |
| 13302. | GustavG (blggg) | 83.92 | 97% | 2016-11-24 |
| 13303. | Aidan (aidanb) | 83.91 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 13304. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 83.91 | 97.1% | 2024-03-14 |
| 13305. | TITAN (titan_daddy) | 83.91 | 97.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 13306. | Cory (cory) | 83.91 | 97% | 2016-01-07 |
| 13307. | Christian (bboyian1) | 83.90 | 92% | 2014-09-02 |
| 13308. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 83.90 | 96% | 2013-10-28 |
| 13309. | duc (ltrducc) | 83.89 | 97% | 2025-11-18 |
| 13310. | doof (humandumpster) | 83.89 | 96% | 2025-02-06 |
| 13311. | supra432005 (supra4232005) | 83.89 | 95% | 2025-04-21 |
| 13312. | James (geronimo124) | 83.89 | 96% | 2024-12-01 |
| 13313. | Braulio (juanbrauor) | 83.89 | 99% | 2023-04-21 |
| 13314. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 83.89 | 95.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 13315. | jerry (sheep0109) | 83.89 | 95.6% | 2025-04-10 |
| 13316. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 83.89 | 96.5% | 2024-12-03 |
| 13317. | John (jgrasso4) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 13318. | Juliet (jowlet) | 83.89 | 96% | 2013-04-18 |
| 13319. | Brian (dumb_poop) | 83.89 | 96% | 2014-02-03 |
| 13320. | Susan (pshelloyenmicky) | 83.89 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 13321. | Sammy (sammyf) | 83.89 | 95% | 2011-06-30 |
| 13322. | Trevor (doyouevencodebro) | 83.89 | 99% | 2013-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |