I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2389. | skibidi rizz sigma gyatt (d... | 85.55 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2390. | Marko (markidane) | 85.55 | 96.5% | 2024-07-04 |
| 2391. | lizzz (lizzzthedeer) | 85.54 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2392. | Homie Trav (homietrav) | 85.53 | 97% | 2024-03-01 |
| 2393. | anjal (anjal23) | 85.52 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 2394. | hyugoew (hyugoew) | 85.51 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2395. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 85.50 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 2396. | Michał (ciszyn) | 85.48 | 98.6% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2397. | Splonk (splonk) | 85.48 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2398. | pr1smars_ (pr1smars_) | 85.46 | 98% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2399. | Socrates2 (socrates_3) | 85.44 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2400. | tyler (tmtypes) | 85.41 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2401. | Seapea (seapea2) | 85.40 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2402. | TYPINGTESSERACT77 (typing_t... | 85.40 | 95.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2403. | Adje (hatedz) | 85.39 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 2404. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 85.38 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2405. | Yatin (yatin01) | 85.37 | 97.7% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2406. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 85.37 | 96.9% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2407. | yves (00_yves) | 85.37 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2408. | Snappy (rikashae) | 85.37 | 96.9% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2409. | Alex (zipphys) | 85.37 | 96% | 2025-07-07 |
| 2410. | Scungilli Man (beerandflyers) | 85.35 | 98% | 2025-11-19 |
| 2411. | RockEmSockEm (artofviolence) | 85.33 | 98.5% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2412. | Tiktaktoktok (toktok13) | 85.32 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2413. | Zakal (zakalwe) | 85.31 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 2414. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 85.31 | 98.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2415. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 85.30 | 98% | 2025-10-19 |
| 2416. | Sam (special_cookie) | 85.30 | 97% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2417. | Leo Yuan (kokamy) | 85.28 | 97% | 2025-08-08 |
| 2418. | hellisgood (hellisgood) | 85.28 | 97.7% | 2025-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |