I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11672. | Mattstak (mastak) | 84.70 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 11673. | Brian (brianbanri) | 84.70 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 11674. | konami (konami_kirakira) | 84.69 | 95.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 11675. | George (gmorf) | 84.69 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11676. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 84.69 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 11677. | Wayne (wisepvp) | 84.69 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 11678. | dolan (dolanfolan) | 84.69 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 11679. | Emil (conv22) | 84.69 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 11680. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 84.69 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11681. | Chestera (chestera) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11682. | cerapas (cerapas) | 84.69 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 11683. | Geese (geese955) | 84.68 | 97.6% | 2024-03-08 |
| 11684. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 11685. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 84.68 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 11686. | Pyren (pyren83) | 84.68 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11687. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 11688. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 84.67 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 11689. | Emile (psamuthis) | 84.67 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 11690. | Papa2ChainZ (elvaton) | 84.66 | 99% | 2022-03-12 |
| 11691. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 84.66 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 11692. | r (chilt) | 84.66 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 11693. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 84.66 | 99% | 2021-05-09 |
| 11694. | Terra (terranavis) | 84.65 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 11695. | Aman (aman_msr) | 84.65 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11696. | Hennessy (hennessy_15) | 84.64 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 11697. | Albert (albastardoto) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 11698. | lucas (lucas757) | 84.64 | 99% | 2017-05-24 |
| 11699. | Jonte (zitrex) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11700. | Machine (guldan) | 84.64 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 11701. | Luna (goddessluna) | 84.63 | 98.3% | 2024-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |