Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5540. | Sherif (zushauque) | 96.91 | 97% | 2014-12-11 |
| 5541. | (rodcuber) | 96.91 | 93% | 2016-05-18 |
| 5542. | (shagwell) | 96.90 | 91% | 2017-02-04 |
| 5543. | (uniju) | 96.90 | 94% | 2013-02-10 |
| 5544. | saad (saduman) | 96.90 | 99% | 2022-04-23 |
| 5545. | (turtles) | 96.89 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 5546. | (jakob2000) | 96.88 | 94% | 2015-08-27 |
| 5547. | (keiangelus) | 96.88 | 95% | 2015-02-09 |
| 5548. | Norferzlo (norfer) | 96.88 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 5549. | Unsolved (unsolvedcypher) | 96.88 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 5550. | (u8y7541) | 96.87 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 5551. | (lordvolcan6) | 96.86 | 98% | 2016-02-21 |
| 5552. | (sheppard) | 96.86 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 5553. | (simms34) | 96.85 | 95% | 2013-07-10 |
| 5554. | (morteih) | 96.85 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 5555. | (alextamago) | 96.85 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 5556. | (ps85) | 96.84 | 97% | 2013-08-17 |
| 5557. | (xenocrystsow) | 96.83 | 94% | 2019-12-26 |
| 5558. | Slowpokies (slowpokies) | 96.82 | 95% | 2017-05-20 |
| 5559. | (psychotea) | 96.81 | 90% | 2016-09-13 |
| 5560. | Neko (pippaola) | 96.81 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5561. | (klokl1) | 96.81 | 96.8% | 2023-09-23 |
| 5562. | (mockingod) | 96.80 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| 5563. | (shricory) | 96.79 | 87% | 2013-11-19 |
| 5564. | jacktheboy211 (jacktheboy211) | 96.79 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 5565. | (vilmeeero) | 96.79 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 5566. | (ocramka1) | 96.78 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5567. | (lewcyan) | 96.78 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5568. | man change ur pw (passwordi... | 96.78 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5569. | (andiea) | 96.78 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |