So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5900. | Shut Up (indusstudent) | 95.65 | 96% | 2012-07-12 |
| 5901. | (princeclaude) | 95.64 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 5902. | (punkreddevil) | 95.64 | 94% | 2012-04-24 |
| 5903. | Memat (memat) | 95.64 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5904. | (godzilland) | 95.64 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
| 5905. | (rustyz) | 95.63 | 90% | 2015-10-20 |
| 5906. | Z (jaredezane) | 95.63 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 5907. | Shiney (shineyy) | 95.63 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 5908. | Orthogang (gerbi) | 95.63 | 95% | 2011-10-20 |
| 5909. | (gottabefast) | 95.61 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 5910. | (mikiiiiiiiiii) | 95.61 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
| 5911. | Weier (lazyb0y) | 95.61 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 5912. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 95.61 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 5913. | (dj3robin) | 95.61 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5914. | (inwerpsel) | 95.61 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 5915. | (_nihad_) | 95.61 | 92% | 2011-08-13 |
| 5916. | Ave (tessellatedtalent) | 95.60 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 5917. | (ps85) | 95.60 | 96% | 2012-10-09 |
| 5918. | (fallie) | 95.60 | — | 2009-08-30 |
| 5919. | (aurelias) | 95.59 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 5920. | (mark3rz) | 95.59 | 98% | 2013-11-08 |
| 5921. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 95.59 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5922. | (superbad95) | 95.59 | 95% | 2015-03-18 |
| 5923. | naviman (naviman) | 95.58 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5924. | (tokaio) | 95.58 | 91% | 2013-02-14 |
| 5925. | (jilledout) | 95.58 | 96% | 2013-03-20 |
| 5926. | (dontkillme) | 95.58 | 92% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5927. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 95.57 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5928. | (sledge_hammer) | 95.57 | 98% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5929. | Kex (kexlog) | 95.57 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |