The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7643. | (1gear) | 94.16 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 7644. | (jubwub) | 94.16 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 7645. | ashley (kodak023) | 94.16 | 97.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 7646. | (jleegreene) | 94.16 | 98.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7647. | (_xavier_) | 94.16 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 7648. | (indergnps) | 94.16 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
| 7649. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 94.16 | 90% | 2013-06-05 |
| 7650. | (jackc) | 94.16 | 97% | 2013-01-13 |
| 7651. | (dwaxe) | 94.16 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 7652. | (coniferlife) | 94.15 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 7653. | Yaz Saito (ysaito) | 94.15 | 97.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 7654. | (katieansell) | 94.15 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 7655. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 94.14 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 7656. | (tinac) | 94.14 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 7657. | (rossover) | 94.14 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 7658. | (loislane78) | 94.14 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 7659. | akim (thaakimnas) | 94.13 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 7660. | (prunthaban) | 94.13 | 98.6% | 2023-09-14 |
| 7661. | (ludemek) | 94.13 | 95% | 2012-04-20 |
| 7662. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 94.13 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7663. | Shoot (meows) | 94.13 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 7664. | (lancethedino) | 94.12 | 95.9% | 2023-06-29 |
| 7665. | (crimzarin) | 94.12 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7666. | (dontmesswith) | 94.12 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 7667. | Mike (freestingo) | 94.12 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 7668. | (qlone) | 94.12 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 7669. | (msmyth23) | 94.12 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 7670. | Kincaid (kincaida) | 94.11 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 7671. | (owenl131) | 94.11 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 7672. | (bware) | 94.11 | 97% | 2013-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |