I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| 5594. | TOP (man_stop) | 100.61 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 5595. | Matt (brainburger) | 100.61 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5596. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 100.60 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 5597. | dgarrett43 (dgarrett43) | 100.59 | 98.1% | 2024-04-04 |
| 5598. | Simba (simba_10) | 100.59 | 97.8% | 2024-12-07 |
| 5599. | + (thevulture) | 100.59 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5600. | Jin (guojin99) | 100.58 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5601. | Quoc (cr0ud) | 100.57 | 99% | 2026-05-03 |
| 5602. | Spencer (spenzaur) | 100.57 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5603. | kei (leadmen4y) | 100.57 | 98% | 2020-12-26 |
| 5604. | Jake (thecrunchyalligator) | 100.57 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 5605. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 100.56 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 5606. | itzsk8 (itzsk8) | 100.56 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 5607. | Jonas (jonas19) | 100.56 | 98.4% | 2024-05-01 |
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| 5610. | Jank (hotter_dogger) | 100.55 | 97% | 2025-08-27 |
| 5611. | Ed (theorynoob) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 5612. | Ba (prttyfast) | 100.55 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 5613. | Albert (notskilledhere) | 100.54 | 99.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5614. | Paul (pfu0wgjx) | 100.54 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5615. | Yvan (revealer0988) | 100.54 | 99% | 2022-06-01 |
| 5616. | thehomie (thehomie818) | 100.53 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 5617. | Bonk (god_bonk) | 100.53 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 5618. | sync (kjh2196) | 100.53 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5619. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 100.53 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
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