I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8884. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 89.38 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 8885. | safal lama (safal726) | 89.37 | 97% | 2025-06-22 |
| 8886. | TypeRazer (type_razer) | 89.37 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8887. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 89.37 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 8888. | Eoin (eoing) | 89.37 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 8889. | Anders (andersg1) | 89.37 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 8890. | Omsin (omsinkrissada) | 89.36 | 99% | 2025-08-08 |
| 8891. | Ian (disnailandd) | 89.36 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 8892. | Typer (papaisplaying) | 89.36 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8893. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 89.36 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 8894. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 89.35 | 98.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8895. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 89.35 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8896. | VyPah (vypah) | 89.35 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 8897. | Albert (albertc97) | 89.35 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 8898. | darkness (dwu1011) | 89.34 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 8899. | Kai (gigadelic) | 89.34 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 8900. | trick20 (trick2001) | 89.33 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 8901. | Naka (naka_box) | 89.33 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 8902. | Ba (prttyfast) | 89.33 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8903. | Jam (jamumu) | 89.32 | 97% | 2024-11-11 |
| 8904. | Michael (mlcederblom) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 8905. | Ari (lingling40hours) | 89.32 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 8906. | jess (thicco) | 89.32 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8907. | mv0 (the_oko) | 89.31 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 8908. | Audrey (catholicguilt) | 89.30 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 8909. | Sagi (sagi73) | 89.30 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 8910. | Bryan (b_nissan) | 89.30 | 96.7% | 2021-02-27 |
| 8911. | varkiziotis (slow_like_ribas) | 89.30 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8912. | me (mlprichard) | 89.30 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 8913. | anthony (wijay93) | 89.30 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |