So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10856. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 83.91 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 10857. | you (youu) | 83.91 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 10858. | david (digger514) | 83.91 | 96% | 2012-09-06 |
| 10859. | Matthais (maciejosas2012) | 83.90 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 10860. | Awolino (awolino) | 83.90 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 10861. | Paul (jinzonam) | 83.90 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 10862. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 83.90 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 10863. | danger (danger) | 83.90 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 10864. | Nathan (nathan997) | 83.89 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 10865. | Kevin (tigonridge) | 83.89 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
| 10866. | Anthotnaynay (anthonaynay) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 10867. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 83.89 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 10868. | Leonardo (nscape) | 83.89 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 10869. | Jess (numbfingers) | 83.89 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 10870. | David (davidism) | 83.89 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 10871. | Clannad AS (onepieceanime) | 83.89 | 97% | 2016-11-30 |
| 10872. | Max (maxlo0123) | 83.88 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10873. | Ba (prttyfast) | 83.88 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 10874. | siri (sag339) | 83.88 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 10875. | mh (mhan) | 83.88 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
| 10876. | bebe (bebene) | 83.88 | 95% | 2012-02-07 |
| 10877. | tstats[slowpoke124] (slowpo... | 83.87 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 10878. | Cody (smartwentcody) | 83.87 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 10879. | jade (jadekat) | 83.87 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 10880. | JZ (truestoryguy) | 83.86 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 10881. | cee (cxelle) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 10882. | Bagged (bagged_milk33) | 83.86 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10883. | avi (dude571) | 83.86 | 98% | 2014-05-05 |
| 10884. | Ellen (tjsgkb) | 83.85 | 91% | 2011-11-04 |
| 10885. | mercury (uranianumbra) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |