I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9277. | Jean (jetowl) | 91.97 | 98% | 2025-11-11 |
| 9278. | Petter (ph140) | 91.97 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9279. | fongof (fongof) | 91.97 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 9280. | BBTech19 (bbtech19) | 91.96 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 9281. | zerone (iamzerone) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9282. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 91.96 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9283. | Duxh (duxh) | 91.96 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 9284. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 91.95 | 98.3% | 2024-01-19 |
| 9285. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 91.95 | 98.3% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9286. | Xenocide (xenocidepc) | 91.94 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9287. | Xon (xonroga) | 91.94 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9288. | Goudham (hamothy_) | 91.94 | 99% | 2020-03-12 |
| 9289. | Brody (yuumi) | 91.94 | 95.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 9290. | Oliwier (olix04) | 91.93 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9291. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 91.93 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9292. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 91.93 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 9293. | J (realjohnlaw) | 91.92 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 9294. | prplx (prplx) | 91.92 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 9295. | peppermint (violetnunez01) | 91.92 | 99% | 2020-04-13 |
| 9296. | Agueroooo (chazgordy) | 91.92 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 9297. | Ben (8enny) | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9298. | Miranda (moonlight88) | 91.91 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 9299. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 91.91 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 9300. | akhyaar (annaaru) | 91.91 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 9301. | K (ksil_surface) | 91.91 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9302. | Thomas (tomatilism) | 91.91 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 9303. | Žan (fastap) | 91.91 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 9304. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 91.90 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| 9305. | Don Abdrabo (abdrabo7) | 91.90 | 98.3% | 2024-07-09 |
| 9306. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 91.89 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |