So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32114. | Tony (tony) | 48.72 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 32115. | eric (eric) | 48.72 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 32116. | Omar (kapon) | 48.71 | 94% | 2022-02-20 |
| 32117. | Akram (akrammiru) | 48.71 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 32118. | shonnte (shonnte) | 48.71 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 32119. | Sanchi (pachi_sanchi) | 48.70 | 94% | 2020-01-04 |
| 32120. | Adebayọ (annonp) | 48.70 | 99% | 2021-05-30 |
| 32121. | phasawat (puppaprubchok) | 48.70 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 32122. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 48.70 | 97% | 2015-01-13 |
| 32123. | Bonzai (bonnierunner21) | 48.69 | 86% | 2014-10-17 |
| 32124. | Jahid (supershot10) | 48.69 | 95.5% | 2023-10-12 |
| 32125. | Barnabas (barni2004) | 48.69 | 93% | 2023-05-04 |
| 32126. | Nick (pmm8rix13) | 48.69 | 95% | 2014-08-25 |
| 32127. | Niaz (niazali) | 48.69 | 91% | 2012-02-25 |
| 32128. | JHCM (j_speed) | 48.69 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 32129. | fimi (fimi) | 48.69 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 32130. | Jack (captaingiggles) | 48.68 | 95% | 2023-03-27 |
| 32131. | Nathan (cheeseburgur101) | 48.68 | 93% | 2016-11-29 |
| 32132. | Jennifer (prplribbit) | 48.68 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 32133. | Fahim (shahriar193) | 48.67 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 32134. | TAKEDA (gaden) | 48.67 | 86% | 2015-04-02 |
| 32135. | Mario (realtatat) | 48.67 | 89% | 2012-12-02 |
| 32136. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 48.66 | 93% | 2015-12-07 |
| 32137. | Blue (bluebell40) | 48.66 | 93% | 2022-06-29 |
| 32138. | Sean (snorps_) | 48.66 | 94% | 2018-11-15 |
| 32139. | Jose Ruel (braveheart143) | 48.66 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 32140. | Marzie (marzie2002) | 48.66 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 32141. | TUAN (ngoctuan369) | 48.66 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 32142. | Slowikolos (slowikolos) | 48.65 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 32143. | Eyell (eyell) | 48.65 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |