I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14869. | Appetizers (teacher_typer) | 77.43 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 14870. | rongquan (rongquan) | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 14871. | Kyle (duncmancan) | 77.43 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 14872. | Shayan (shayanp) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 14873. | mayank (dids6121) | 77.43 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14874. | Caltos (caltos_virnam) | 77.42 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14875. | rmac (rmacthewack) | 77.42 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 14876. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 77.42 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 14877. | Peter Peter (peterpeterpete... | 77.42 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 14878. | femonemonemo (femonemo) | 77.42 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 14879. | Mister Type Masta (wackospike) | 77.41 | 96.1% | 2024-11-08 |
| 14880. | g (gkonti) | 77.41 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14881. | John (johnlo29) | 77.39 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 14882. | Nathaniel (scryo) | 77.39 | 100% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14883. | tnptop (tgknight) | 77.39 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 14884. | Blake (skidaddle) | 77.39 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 14885. | Dominus (dominuslucifer) | 77.38 | 87% | 2017-05-28 |
| 14886. | Michael (michaelleestuy) | 77.38 | 97% | 2024-05-24 |
| 14887. | . (evanisme) | 77.38 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 14888. | Dude (hurtreynolds) | 77.38 | 88% | 2017-04-13 |
| 14889. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 77.38 | 92% | 2017-03-21 |
| 14890. | (proxy707) | 77.38 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14891. | Ohmymymy (ohmymymy) | 77.37 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 14892. | Puzzite (puzzite) | 77.37 | 93% | 2022-11-10 |
| 14893. | Slava (not_okay) | 77.37 | 99% | 2022-02-01 |
| 14894. | Hi (hime_) | 77.37 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 14895. | UNOS! (unosofmanila) | 77.37 | 98.8% | 2023-06-02 |
| 14896. | GGEZ (ggezzzz) | 77.37 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 14897. | Uwu (uwudesuka) | 77.37 | 95% | 2022-04-03 |
| 14898. | Simeon (alode) | 77.36 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |