As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10540. | (mytzep) | 82.62 | 96% | 2025-09-02 |
| 10541. | (duxh) | 82.62 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 10542. | (nicolassteven) | 82.62 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 10543. | (expl1icity) | 82.62 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10544. | (theotherredguy) | 82.62 | 95.1% | 2021-02-09 |
| 10545. | (tastypoop) | 82.62 | 92% | 2016-04-22 |
| 10546. | (xxx_pussydestroyer_xxx) | 82.62 | 96% | 2016-03-11 |
| 10547. | Koby (basedone) | 82.61 | 91% | 2015-06-15 |
| 10548. | (big_tarray) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 10549. | (leito1) | 82.61 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 10550. | (the_oko) | 82.61 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 10551. | (scribblenerd) | 82.60 | 94.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10552. | (collinzheng) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 10553. | D (chubbieveggie) | 82.60 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 10554. | Nighil (nighil) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10555. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 82.60 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 10556. | (read_palestine_history) | 82.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 10557. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 82.59 | 97.3% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10558. | (proxy707) | 82.59 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10559. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10560. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 82.58 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10561. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 82.58 | 92% | 2016-05-19 |
| 10562. | (x101) | 82.58 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 10563. | (bimblamqwerty) | 82.57 | 97.8% | 2024-12-20 |
| 10564. | True (truefalse) | 82.57 | 96% | 2024-07-15 |
| 10565. | Geese (geese955) | 82.57 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
| 10566. | (sadsoda) | 82.57 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 10567. | Sanic (192378) | 82.57 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 10568. | (danielcleve) | 82.57 | 93% | 2015-04-27 |
| 10569. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |