And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22567. | Shanti Swaroop (shanti_swar... | 74.24 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
| 22568. | (jaythegoon) | 74.24 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 22569. | (rileydmcdonald) | 74.24 | 91% | 2014-04-02 |
| 22570. | (joshuabruton) | 74.24 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 22571. | (meet27) | 74.24 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22572. | (ddacm) | 74.24 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 22573. | (s4ndst0rm) | 74.24 | 92% | 2014-02-23 |
| 22574. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 74.24 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 22575. | (wangjangler) | 74.23 | 92% | 2016-10-17 |
| 22576. | (harimarella) | 74.23 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 22577. | (777urtaza) | 74.23 | 96% | 2014-03-09 |
| 22578. | (hieutrann) | 74.23 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 22579. | (nishp19) | 74.22 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 22580. | (tonga) | 74.22 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 22581. | (nerdtyper) | 74.22 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 22582. | Maria (lanfear337) | 74.22 | 93% | 2013-01-18 |
| 22583. | (macdoc77) | 74.21 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 22584. | (adilet_524) | 74.21 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 22585. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 74.21 | 93% | 2014-11-21 |
| 22586. | (nmn147) | 74.21 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 22587. | (braindeadspider) | 74.21 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 22588. | (proxy707) | 74.21 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 22589. | (vglunatic) | 74.21 | 96% | 2015-03-12 |
| 22590. | (jordgubbssolero) | 74.21 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 22591. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 74.21 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 22592. | (rayguy123) | 74.20 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 22593. | (bradenluvzlax) | 74.20 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 22594. | (ashraygupta1) | 74.20 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 22595. | (elevatecrazy_yt) | 74.20 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22596. | Luna (lunaofthenight) | 74.20 | 97% | 2011-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |