Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4839. | Andrew (slurryx) | 99.40 | 93% | 2012-11-19 |
| 4840. | muretan (muretan) | 99.40 | 97% | 2011-12-28 |
| 4841. | Jordan (marceless) | 99.40 | 93% | 2014-12-16 |
| 4842. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 99.40 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 4843. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 99.40 | 96% | 2016-10-31 |
| 4844. | ++ (aznpanda764) | 99.39 | 99% | 2014-06-26 |
| 4845. | Diran (slipperykeys) | 99.39 | 96% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4846. | snader (mrsnader) | 99.39 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 4847. | superkhau (superkhau) | 99.39 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 4848. | Jordan (feelingsreal) | 99.39 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4849. | Enianen (enianen) | 99.38 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 4850. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 99.38 | 99% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4851. | Michael (gnurdux) | 99.37 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
| 4852. | MS (damanthc) | 99.37 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 4853. | Giancarlo (gvald23) | 99.37 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4854. | Mus_ic (mus_ic) | 99.37 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 4855. | Meso (proximatednuke) | 99.36 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4856. | Gyeoulie (yennie) | 99.35 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 4857. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 99.34 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 4858. | Markov (markovsembel) | 99.34 | 92% | 2016-07-09 |
| 4859. | Themis (themicp) | 99.34 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 4860. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 99.33 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4861. | dave (noonzz) | 99.33 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 4862. | Aniv (aniv) | 99.32 | 96% | 2013-07-12 |
| 4863. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 99.32 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 4864. | L (professor_l) | 99.32 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4865. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchuknow) | 99.32 | 96% | 2016-02-04 |
| 4866. | Emily (emibraille) | 99.32 | 98% | 2014-01-28 |
| 4867. | Jason (jasonsu) | 99.32 | 88% | 2013-02-10 |
| 4868. | Scott (oooops) | 99.32 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |