The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5406. | BLACK★ROCK SHOOTER (seik) | 113.40 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 5407. | Gus (lookitup) | 113.40 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 5408. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 113.40 | 98% | 2012-01-24 |
| 5409. | paultyperacer@gmail.com (pa... | 113.40 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 5410. | Jason (jwatkins3) | 113.39 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 5411. | James (fraguh) | 113.39 | 100% | 2013-08-22 |
| 5412. | Aldo (vxmagexv) | 113.39 | 90% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5413. | Ryan (rca11) | 113.38 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 5414. | chade (kickenwang) | 113.38 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 5415. | Elijah (uzumaki_kiba) | 113.38 | 96% | 2013-07-06 |
| 5416. | Nick (kmkhami) | 113.36 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 5417. | Kit (kesuki) | 113.36 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5418. | C (3eid) | 113.36 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 5419. | Stefan (sftmccloud) | 113.36 | 94% | 2014-07-22 |
| 5420. | Ned (ned_balthus) | 113.35 | 100% | 2013-05-04 |
| 5421. | İlker (ikesen) | 113.35 | 96% | 2017-04-27 |
| 5422. | Morris (reinheart) | 113.34 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5423. | Provid (provid) | 113.34 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 5424. | Karlie (karlie1234) | 113.34 | 97% | 2016-03-10 |
| 5425. | C (ccc123) | 113.32 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 5426. | Ishark (ishark) | 113.32 | 90% | 2015-01-29 |
| 5427. | Jinkies (jinkies_) | 113.31 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5428. | QwertyBaguette (smellybague... | 113.31 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 5429. | Dietrich (dietrich) | 113.31 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 5430. | Sharon (shrango) | 113.30 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 5431. | SuckaSurprise (suckasurprise) | 113.30 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 5432. | Ross (rosscoe116) | 113.30 | 99% | 2016-10-21 |
| 5433. | Thomas (sanel) | 113.30 | 98% | 2013-11-01 |
| 5434. | X (chromatic) | 113.30 | 92% | 2012-03-04 |
| 5435. | Demp (frostyc) | 113.30 | 93% | 2015-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |