So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30723. | (ca81676) | 50.65 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 30724. | (bhsn) | 50.65 | 88% | 2013-10-18 |
| 30725. | Carter (cartard84) | 50.65 | 91% | 2011-05-06 |
| 30726. | (deepo) | 50.65 | 87% | 2016-06-04 |
| 30727. | (djanges) | 50.64 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 30728. | (kangdashman) | 50.64 | 92% | 2018-06-13 |
| 30729. | (chayan007) | 50.64 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 30730. | (votinh1210) | 50.64 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 30731. | (colour_foolz) | 50.64 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 30732. | (turngrady) | 50.64 | 92% | 2014-04-11 |
| 30733. | (laurahdzm) | 50.64 | 89% | 2011-10-18 |
| 30734. | (khalidaria) | 50.63 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| 30735. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 50.63 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 30736. | (st0mak) | 50.63 | 92% | 2014-06-14 |
| 30737. | (efbrnbrbr) | 50.63 | 94% | 2017-12-26 |
| 30738. | ayd (alsacien) | 50.63 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
| 30739. | (partyiee) | 50.62 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 30740. | (beelzeb0sss) | 50.62 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 30741. | (krevengek) | 50.62 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 30742. | (kat_212) | 50.62 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 30743. | (vighnesh25) | 50.62 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
| 30744. | (shetzah) | 50.62 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 30745. | (protagonist) | 50.62 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 30746. | (chuahuonga) | 50.61 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 30747. | cuzimogni (cuzimogni) | 50.61 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 30748. | (minidou7) | 50.61 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 30749. | (kimorasa) | 50.61 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 30750. | (shoob) | 50.61 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 30751. | (kuurahara) | 50.61 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 30752. | (abhinav_a) | 50.60 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |