So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7792. | (shnippy) | 90.41 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 7793. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 90.41 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 7794. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 90.41 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 7795. | (ryukick) | 90.41 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 7796. | (jianhan95) | 90.41 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 7797. | (lesson21) | 90.41 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
| 7798. | Vik (wikalerys) | 90.40 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 7799. | (anoopjs) | 90.40 | 98% | 2012-05-11 |
| 7800. | (thunder550) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 7801. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 7802. | (kizmmit) | 90.39 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 7803. | (vickybalaji) | 90.39 | 98% | 2014-09-04 |
| 7804. | (pond79) | 90.39 | 98% | 2016-07-11 |
| 7805. | (everity) | 90.38 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 7806. | (nurflightnin) | 90.38 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7807. | (jonahwho) | 90.38 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 7808. | Joseph (prospxt) | 90.37 | 97.2% | 2023-09-08 |
| 7809. | (prinzyk) | 90.37 | 97% | 2012-10-01 |
| 7810. | (raptorx233) | 90.37 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 7811. | (linavo) | 90.36 | 95.4% | 2023-05-25 |
| 7812. | (aidan9500) | 90.36 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7813. | Mercedes (xnoobmaster69x) | 90.36 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
| 7814. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 90.36 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 7815. | (leonhardeuler) | 90.36 | 91% | 2012-09-14 |
| 7816. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 90.35 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 7817. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 90.35 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 7818. | (dedamn) | 90.35 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7819. | (colemaklearner824) | 90.35 | 98% | 2016-03-09 |
| 7820. | (chris_meng41) | 90.35 | 92% | 2015-04-09 |
| 7821. | (312211) | 90.34 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |