The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16247. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 78.06 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 16248. | Jcutty (jcutty) | 78.06 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 16249. | Daryll (daryll_ko) | 78.06 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16250. | Anthony (anthony_787) | 78.06 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16251. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 78.06 | 99% | 2018-12-16 |
| 16252. | Jasen (jaseniten) | 78.06 | 93% | 2012-01-08 |
| 16253. | flybot (flybot) | 78.06 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 16254. | Max (max_pinc) | 78.06 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
| 16255. | Sebastian (sebalugo) | 78.06 | 92% | 2013-10-29 |
| 16256. | Ahnaf (tazvedr) | 78.05 | 96.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16257. | Fatima (jeylanigirl) | 78.05 | 92% | 2014-07-09 |
| 16258. | Xeno (xenocidel) | 78.05 | 88% | 2012-05-23 |
| 16259. | Wei (charles2007) | 78.05 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 16260. | s (buyutec) | 78.05 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 16261. | Jacob (tfugl) | 78.05 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 16262. | JP (jpuppey) | 78.05 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 16263. | Donnie (prophettye) | 78.04 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 16264. | Harsh (rao_shab2000) | 78.04 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 16265. | TKamo (tkamo) | 78.04 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16266. | Voyager (ochavoyager) | 78.04 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 16267. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 78.04 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 16268. | Niels (picturetheory) | 78.04 | 91% | 2015-04-12 |
| 16269. | Sniperblackout (sniperblack... | 78.04 | 91% | 2012-05-25 |
| 16270. | Salman (ronaldweasley1) | 78.04 | 95% | 2016-09-14 |
| 16271. | kirini (j1b1) | 78.03 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 16272. | SushiRoll (deanna93) | 78.03 | 94% | 2015-04-09 |
| 16273. | dennis (dennisferm) | 78.03 | 92% | 2014-12-17 |
| 16274. | Monroe (arrowruler69) | 78.02 | 95% | 2014-08-27 |
| 16275. | d (dragonhe36) | 78.02 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 16276. | nevermore0123 (arctosa) | 78.02 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |