Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3747. | Josh (draveenn) | 65.36 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3748. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 65.36 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3749. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 65.34 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 3750. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 65.33 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 3751. | Rene (princesskaoru16) | 65.31 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3752. | Toby (porkylad) | 65.30 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3753. | carter (cdog980) | 65.30 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3754. | Keen (commander_keen) | 65.29 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3755. | Unaesthetic (ddferddfer) | 65.28 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 3756. | Paris (stephendegrasse) | 65.28 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 3757. | Max (mknee354) | 65.27 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 3758. | Lachie (tortoisenothing) | 65.26 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 3759. | Devis (devisevianus) | 65.25 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3760. | nizika (shouronpou) | 65.24 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3761. | Migs (migsyyy) | 65.24 | 94% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3762. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 65.24 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 3763. | Properal (properal) | 65.22 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 3764. | Zockie (zockie) | 65.22 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 3765. | Andrew (everythingmatters) | 65.22 | 95% | 2018-08-27 |
| 3766. | Dustin (dusitnj) | 65.21 | 95% | 2018-01-27 |
| 3767. | 11111 (chdempty) | 65.21 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3768. | eugene (el871109) | 65.20 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 3769. | Md (guestest) | 65.20 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 3770. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 65.19 | 94% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3771. | Mykhailo (mishok) | 65.19 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 3772. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 65.18 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3773. | one hand (kirito_) | 65.17 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3774. | Dann (danndilion) | 65.17 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3775. | Yung (patalsan) | 65.16 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 3776. | Nathan (bigdogbill) | 65.14 | 93% | 2019-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |