I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13208. | kaia (kaiakitty) | 78.47 | 97% | 2025-06-30 |
| 13209. | dustin (eyedi) | 78.47 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 13210. | Gustav (gustavtropolo) | 78.47 | 96% | 2024-12-28 |
| 13211. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 78.47 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 13212. | Empirix (empirix) | 78.47 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 13213. | Shangyu (silverhats) | 78.46 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 13214. | Jason (typing_boi69) | 78.46 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 13215. | Drew (dewbz) | 78.46 | 94% | 2017-11-07 |
| 13216. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 78.45 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13217. | Dennis (waar_is_de_magnetron) | 78.45 | 92% | 2017-01-15 |
| 13218. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 78.45 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 13219. | John (jjov17) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13220. | Eli (elikgeneral) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13221. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13222. | Tony (nessjk) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 13223. | Shahmir (shahmirishere) | 78.44 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 13224. | Eshwar Vanguri (speed18) | 78.43 | 96% | 2025-08-01 |
| 13225. | Marcus (marcusthk) | 78.43 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 13226. | Jaron (jaron_e) | 78.43 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 13227. | Properal (properal) | 78.43 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 13228. | Mitchell (barbeem) | 78.42 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 13229. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 78.42 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 13230. | Akhil (9_plus_10_equals_21) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 13231. | Fading (fadingquickly) | 78.41 | 98% | 2026-02-08 |
| 13232. | 1337 (dotnet) | 78.41 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13233. | Zoltatorrez (zoltatorrez) | 78.41 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 13234. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 13235. | Kevin (kevcomo) | 78.41 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13236. | rubberdomelife (pixzleone) | 78.41 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 13237. | Carlos (carloleal30) | 78.41 | 97.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |