Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13015. | (aglutamate2) | 79.83 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 13016. | (shushker) | 79.83 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
| 13017. | (superpanda64) | 79.83 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 13018. | (demodrill) | 79.82 | 96% | 2014-10-27 |
| 13019. | (sds5432) | 79.82 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 13020. | (sonnysixteen) | 79.82 | 99% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13021. | Tesla (teslalord) | 79.82 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 13022. | aptnker (aptnker) | 79.81 | 98% | 2011-09-20 |
| 13023. | King (kingshantha) | 79.81 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
| 13024. | (hal_9000) | 79.81 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 13025. | (amelia03) | 79.81 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 13026. | (enjajaja) | 79.80 | 92% | 2016-06-14 |
| 13027. | (culinia) | 79.80 | 95% | 2012-02-09 |
| 13028. | (paklurah) | 79.80 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
| 13029. | (literally_worthless) | 79.80 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
| 13030. | R0merol (farisfaikar_r) | 79.80 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 13031. | (technobug) | 79.79 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 13032. | isaac 😒 (sub3cr1ber) | 79.79 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13033. | (inimitabile) | 79.79 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 13034. | (promax) | 79.79 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 13035. | (sm0nkeyho) | 79.79 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 13036. | (moneymansam) | 79.79 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 13037. | (decoherence) | 79.78 | 94% | 2015-03-24 |
| 13038. | (flash_g0rd0n) | 79.78 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13039. | (gifoimir) | 79.78 | 95% | 2012-01-22 |
| 13040. | (edodero) | 79.78 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 13041. | (arkinator) | 79.78 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 13042. | NunyaBeezwax (sorryibeatyou) | 79.78 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 13043. | (etulf) | 79.77 | 96% | 2012-11-05 |
| 13044. | (notsosuperman) | 79.77 | 96% | 2012-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |