The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15232. | (strongyboi) | 79.14 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 15233. | Luda (ludavis) | 79.14 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 15234. | (aznsushi89) | 79.14 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 15235. | (grahamhartigan) | 79.14 | 98% | 2017-02-10 |
| 15236. | (guest1782) | 79.14 | 96% | 2011-08-22 |
| 15237. | (norwayboy) | 79.14 | 97% | 2012-11-24 |
| 15238. | (eelbert) | 79.14 | 93% | 2012-10-08 |
| 15239. | (lilichavez7) | 79.13 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 15240. | Derek (mithridate) | 79.13 | 88% | 2017-02-27 |
| 15241. | (lilstinker) | 79.13 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15242. | (pinktortoise) | 79.13 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 15243. | (liamius) | 79.13 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 15244. | (piemboons) | 79.13 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 15245. | (tofumist) | 79.13 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 15246. | (miku_quintuplet) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 15247. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 79.12 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 15248. | Hamid ツ (_hamid_) | 79.11 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 15249. | (promax) | 79.11 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
| 15250. | (nootathotep) | 79.11 | 95% | 2018-06-14 |
| 15251. | (drunkfinn) | 79.11 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 15252. | (eightninesixtyfour) | 79.11 | 92% | 2011-12-02 |
| 15253. | (complexori) | 79.11 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 15254. | Daniel (partytoss) | 79.11 | 94% | 2013-05-25 |
| 15255. | (rooshi) | 79.11 | 93% | 2013-01-14 |
| 15256. | (vugla1994) | 79.11 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 15257. | Allie (romulusera) | 79.11 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 15258. | (human) | 79.11 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 15259. | (haskellelephant) | 79.11 | 97% | 2012-07-11 |
| 15260. | (lightningcloud) | 79.10 | 95% | 2015-03-05 |
| 15261. | (casualcarter) | 79.10 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |