Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5912. | cody (ocdy1001) | 96.21 | 99.1% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5913. | Tyler (clarityy) | 96.20 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 5914. | Pru (prubladelin) | 96.20 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| 5915. | The Big Box (doctorsaywhat) | 96.19 | 96% | 2011-11-27 |
| 5916. | Eric (wojito) | 96.18 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 5917. | Mark (mahkuh) | 96.18 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5918. | Antonius (instanton) | 96.18 | 97% | 2014-03-15 |
| 5919. | Toad (toad2six) | 96.17 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5920. | TJ (1gear) | 96.17 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5921. | Mimi (mimi007le) | 96.17 | 92% | 2011-12-02 |
| 5922. | TMM (matt0509) | 96.16 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 5923. | Tahiti (sbattula) | 96.16 | 97% | 2013-05-23 |
| 5924. | Gislaa (gislaaa) | 96.15 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5925. | D (waldenman) | 96.15 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 5926. | Jord (skaterjord) | 96.15 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 5927. | Renat (rem132) | 96.15 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 5928. | wiyu (wiyu) | 96.14 | 98.7% | 2023-07-22 |
| 5929. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 96.14 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 5930. | blek (proking) | 96.14 | 92% | 2013-04-21 |
| 5931. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 96.14 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
| 5932. | Zoomer (zoomer18) | 96.13 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5933. | Mister (shiriou) | 96.13 | 98% | 2015-02-25 |
| 5934. | Savannah (pompom9999) | 96.13 | 95% | 2013-10-05 |
| 5935. | Craig (draogun) | 96.12 | 94% | 2012-11-05 |
| 5936. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 96.12 | 98% | 2014-02-04 |
| 5937. | tstats[itchyhuman] (itchyhu... | 96.12 | 94% | 2021-08-06 |
| 5938. | Wusien (wusien) | 96.11 | 99% | 2021-08-08 |
| 5939. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 96.10 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 5940. | swng (swng) | 96.09 | 99% | 2020-02-08 |
| 5941. | Chicken (chicken807) | 96.09 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |