I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8159. | (bequiet13) | 91.02 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 8160. | (arsenn) | 91.01 | 96% | 2025-07-06 |
| 8161. | (johnnymauser) | 91.01 | 95.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8162. | (kjh2196) | 91.01 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8163. | (headpats) | 91.01 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 8164. | Aram (arejmm7) | 91.01 | 98% | 2016-09-19 |
| 8165. | (rakuramen) | 91.00 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 8166. | (razorator) | 91.00 | 96% | 2015-11-01 |
| 8167. | (tempguan) | 91.00 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8168. | (mcrockett) | 91.00 | 95% | 2015-04-24 |
| 8169. | (zeromadness) | 91.00 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 8170. | rodli (rodli) | 90.99 | 97.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 8171. | (yarters) | 90.99 | 96% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8172. | Sean (seansta10) | 90.99 | 97.6% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8173. | (livarscivi) | 90.99 | 91% | 2015-08-23 |
| 8174. | (numdegased) | 90.99 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8175. | (sushtrain) | 90.98 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 8176. | Kai (prokai) | 90.98 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
| 8177. | δΈε (quan72io) | 90.97 | 99% | 2025-09-20 |
| 8178. | Daniel (shline) | 90.97 | 94.5% | 2024-04-06 |
| 8179. | (batibot323) | 90.97 | 93% | 2015-05-24 |
| 8180. | (concludedrope18) | 90.97 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 8181. | (khs4126428) | 90.97 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 8182. | (maximinimum) | 90.96 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8183. | (erick45642) | 90.96 | 97.1% | 2024-06-16 |
| 8184. | (r4nd4ll) | 90.96 | 100% | 2016-05-13 |
| 8185. | (robbylewis) | 90.95 | 93% | 2016-02-21 |
| 8186. | (proana) | 90.95 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8187. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 90.95 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 8188. | (ivankeyz) | 90.95 | 93% | 2016-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |