What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1207. | Blub (blubssb) | 85.61 | 95% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1208. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 85.60 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1209. | aluminae (aluminae) | 85.60 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1210. | Denis (carvedseven) | 85.58 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1211. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 85.56 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 1212. | Igor (bigloser3) | 85.53 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1213. | Alireza (thealireza) | 85.49 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1214. | abcd (4568493) | 85.46 | 95% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1215. | Sofie (yumepeh) | 85.46 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1216. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 85.46 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1217. | Dog acc (vick02) | 85.44 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1218. | Shay (shaymand) | 85.40 | 94% | 2018-07-08 |
| 1219. | Jojo (j_oey) | 85.40 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1220. | kek (sdsfg1212) | 85.38 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 1221. | lu (prymuslu) | 85.34 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 1222. | South (rockingsouth) | 85.29 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1223. | Project (project_racer) | 85.28 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1224. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 85.27 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1225. | Liszt (konradisch) | 85.26 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 1226. | Michael (micklepru) | 85.25 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1227. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 85.24 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1228. | Nikhil (niknav) | 85.22 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1229. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 85.17 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1230. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 85.16 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 1231. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 85.14 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1232. | Trond (rompebais) | 85.14 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1233. | Ashiful (conquestace) | 85.13 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 1234. | Ahsan (ahsanba) | 85.12 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 1235. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 85.11 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1236. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 85.10 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
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| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |