Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1622. | Tom (totto312) | 84.86 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1623. | Andre (smallchicken) | 84.85 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 1624. | Mark (hikchoi) | 84.85 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 1625. | Izunis (izunis) | 84.83 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 1626. | Griffin (riffing) | 84.82 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1627. | Kevin (chubbzywubbzy) | 84.82 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1628. | Joost (jsnellink) | 84.80 | 95% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1629. | jacob (iljain) | 84.78 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1630. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 84.77 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 1631. | jellypop (endyprince) | 84.77 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 1632. | henry 🎩 (henzolo) | 84.76 | 95% | 2018-07-28 |
| 1633. | janus312 (janus312) | 84.74 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 1634. | fever (fevermemes) | 84.74 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1635. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 84.71 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1636. | dennis (ludennis0606) | 84.71 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1637. | Kevin (megatron0408) | 84.70 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
| 1638. | Project (project_ant) | 84.69 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1639. | Chris (chrisdapula) | 84.68 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1640. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 1641. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 84.63 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1642. | Kevin (pubhub) | 84.58 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1643. | Randy (rhomusic) | 84.57 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 1644. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 84.53 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1645. | Kiba (kibarado) | 84.52 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 1646. | MS (damanthc) | 84.52 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1647. | The Viking (typing_viking) | 84.52 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 1648. | Roland (rward017) | 84.51 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 1649. | Beket (bayemirov) | 84.51 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1650. | Neil (neilborde) | 84.50 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1651. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 84.49 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |