So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10388. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 84.76 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10389. | Alexandre (aletm) | 84.76 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 10390. | Igor (bigloser3) | 84.76 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 10391. | #1 jrc fan (trueybluey) | 84.76 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 10392. | Hanam (hasapi) | 84.76 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 10393. | Andrew (covarr) | 84.75 | 91% | 2013-03-17 |
| 10394. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 84.75 | 100% | 2021-08-08 |
| 10395. | Tristan (beckonez) | 84.75 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 10396. | Siretu (siretu) | 84.75 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
| 10397. | Darth (littleani) | 84.75 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 10398. | Inori (inori) | 84.75 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 10399. | Miguel (anckael) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 10400. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 84.74 | 94% | 2013-05-10 |
| 10401. | Warren (warlover94) | 84.74 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 10402. | Yahk (yahkhahk) | 84.74 | 90% | 2014-11-09 |
| 10403. | Uros (uros_krunic) | 84.74 | 99% | 2014-12-25 |
| 10404. | adr (poison_pwn) | 84.73 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 10405. | Jack (jacknachos) | 84.73 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 10406. | Dave (dave_paulo) | 84.73 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 10407. | Project (project) | 84.73 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 10408. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 84.73 | 98% | 2012-04-18 |
| 10409. | codewars.com (learn_2_code) | 84.73 | 97% | 2014-10-01 |
| 10410. | Infamous (signin1) | 84.72 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 10411. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 84.72 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 10412. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 84.71 | 92% | 2016-08-08 |
| 10413. | Alexa (wasabiflake) | 84.71 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10414. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 84.71 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 10415. | typemonster (sophus0308) | 84.71 | 92% | 2015-12-12 |
| 10416. | sussy (rikusorax) | 84.70 | 84% | 2015-02-16 |
| 10417. | Alex (alq231089) | 84.70 | 98% | 2016-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |