Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27106. | Nikhil (niks_2012) | 57.76 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 27107. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 57.76 | 95% | 2022-12-27 |
| 27108. | Max (maximus8) | 57.76 | 95% | 2023-06-19 |
| 27109. | Dancing (dancingdogs) | 57.76 | 90% | 2012-10-02 |
| 27110. | that's not a buggy (mccoomb1) | 57.75 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 27111. | Jenna (jenna1213) | 57.74 | 96% | 2013-03-02 |
| 27112. | starking882006@yahoo.com (s... | 57.74 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 27113. | Vinayak (vinayaksuresh) | 57.74 | 95% | 2017-12-25 |
| 27114. | akeel (akeel001) | 57.74 | 96.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 27115. | mohammad (motafast) | 57.74 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 27116. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 57.74 | 96% | 2016-11-09 |
| 27117. | anita (yepi) | 57.73 | 96% | 2013-08-11 |
| 27118. | Pat (manito) | 57.73 | 92% | 2011-12-07 |
| 27119. | kamal nath (kamal3772) | 57.73 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 27120. | Jacq (jvjacq) | 57.73 | 93% | 2021-10-14 |
| 27121. | nizar (khnizar) | 57.73 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 27122. | No (imtfn) | 57.72 | 93% | 2012-10-25 |
| 27123. | Simon (kotlinski) | 57.72 | 92% | 2013-10-31 |
| 27124. | Katie (progress_2009) | 57.72 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 27125. | Makoa (snipartarget101) | 57.72 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 27126. | Adebayọ (annonp) | 57.72 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 27127. | breadedsouth (breadedsouth) | 57.72 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 27128. | Kat (smmnc3000) | 57.72 | 91% | 2011-08-10 |
| 27129. | ali (aliselim) | 57.71 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 27130. | GWX (gamewwx) | 57.71 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
| 27131. | Looms (loomsik) | 57.71 | 95% | 2016-02-18 |
| 27132. | Dannei (dannidarling) | 57.71 | 86% | 2016-11-02 |
| 27133. | Hendri (back_slash) | 57.71 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 27134. | OsmanliEagle (betteringram) | 57.71 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 27135. | Mạnh (mustbesuccess) | 57.71 | 99% | 2015-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |