The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4235. | DybVv (vuong02011996) | 58.41 | 99% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4236. | Bilal (bilalahmad) | 58.41 | 96% | 2011-10-15 |
| 4237. | Dave (daveyb) | 58.41 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 4238. | Dhirendra (dhirubsp) | 58.41 | 94% | 2011-11-20 |
| 4239. | Ewa (ouifumertue) | 58.41 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
| 4240. | joyal (joyal) | 58.40 | 94% | 2014-05-18 |
| 4241. | Steve (reverend65) | 58.39 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 4242. | adam (adambolanos) | 58.39 | 87% | 2011-11-08 |
| 4243. | Cody (ayomah) | 58.39 | 95% | 2022-06-29 |
| 4244. | kibi (kibi11) | 58.38 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 4245. | Jimmy (jx297) | 58.38 | 96% | 2016-07-18 |
| 4246. | Kaizen (zenkai5) | 58.38 | 95% | 2012-04-03 |
| 4247. | acronomis (acronomis) | 58.38 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 4248. | Hugo (hugochiquito) | 58.38 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 4249. | Misty (mistaay26) | 58.38 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 4250. | Leo (leoroy7x7) | 58.38 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4251. | 3NKRYPT (3nkrypt) | 58.37 | 95% | 2021-12-29 |
| 4252. | b2 (bittumon) | 58.37 | 92% | 2011-08-02 |
| 4253. | Katie (progress_2009) | 58.37 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 4254. | ϟαη☂◎ṧℌ (skm4san... | 58.37 | 91% | 2012-12-14 |
| 4255. | tetramethod (tetramethod) | 58.37 | 97% | 2016-06-16 |
| 4256. | Tran (tranquang) | 58.36 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 4257. | dbarr (drbarr) | 58.36 | 94% | 2023-10-18 |
| 4258. | Grateful_delton (grateful_d... | 58.36 | 95% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4259. | Zap (drdecember) | 58.35 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 4260. | Pernekhan (10bd02006) | 58.35 | 93% | 2011-07-30 |
| 4261. | Afford66 (afford66) | 58.35 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 4262. | apngetuma (smr64) | 58.34 | 91% | 2015-07-18 |
| 4263. | Liam (mlm8897) | 58.34 | 96% | 2011-12-04 |
| 4264. | Visha (16vxparmar08) | 58.34 | 83% | 2012-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |