The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30367. | (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ (vuvule) | 53.48 | 85% | 2013-07-01 |
| 30368. | Phillip (phillip1985) | 53.48 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 30369. | blitter (blitter56) | 53.47 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 30370. | Ayman (ayman_m) | 53.47 | 89% | 2014-04-22 |
| 30371. | hai (nothing4u) | 53.47 | 94% | 2011-12-31 |
| 30372. | kirto (kirto) | 53.46 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 30373. | tstats[j_ai] (j_ai) | 53.46 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 30374. | Best (bestgemon) | 53.46 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 30375. | Taco (taco_mann) | 53.46 | 97% | 2012-09-16 |
| 30376. | Hussam (hussam1981) | 53.46 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 30377. | Malte (_hurricane) | 53.45 | 94% | 2022-09-10 |
| 30378. | Nick (justintolerable) | 53.45 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 30379. | Ephraim (enderito) | 53.45 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 30380. | Tapan (tapan) | 53.44 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 30381. | Dejan (inertia_creeps) | 53.44 | 94% | 2012-05-09 |
| 30382. | Azizkhan (azizkhan) | 53.44 | 93% | 2014-12-14 |
| 30383. | Quandale (thiefy) | 53.42 | 94% | 2023-09-03 |
| 30384. | sonz (son73462385) | 53.42 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 30385. | Aviral (programmer_typist) | 53.42 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 30386. | Sy (sy1492) | 53.42 | 99% | 2019-08-02 |
| 30387. | Daniel (stbdang) | 53.42 | 94% | 2017-08-07 |
| 30388. | jimbo (jimbo) | 53.42 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 30389. | Guest (bryce51202) | 53.42 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 30390. | Jakub (sayunoka) | 53.41 | 94% | 2021-06-24 |
| 30391. | Sandio (sandiodm) | 53.41 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 30392. | wei (weiduan) | 53.41 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
| 30393. | Selim (rey459) | 53.40 | 93% | 2022-12-23 |
| 30394. | Jacqui (applejakkes) | 53.40 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 30395. | Luke (lukecunningham) | 53.40 | 92% | 2013-11-12 |
| 30396. | Colemak_Nash (nashracer) | 53.39 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |