The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12597. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 84.78 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 12598. | Empurrer Meow (wolfbream) | 84.78 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 12599. | tori (t0ri25) | 84.78 | 91% | 2012-09-18 |
| 12600. | The (thedecider) | 84.78 | 97% | 2016-04-18 |
| 12601. | lost (lostconquest) | 84.78 | 97% | 2014-11-13 |
| 12602. | abbey (abbeyns) | 84.77 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 12603. | asdfh (dz910152) | 84.77 | 99% | 2026-01-13 |
| 12604. | velosofy (velosofy) | 84.76 | 93% | 2014-02-11 |
| 12605. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 84.76 | 98.5% | 2023-12-16 |
| 12606. | bbeans (spilledbbeans) | 84.76 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 12607. | Michael (mike_gh) | 84.75 | 98.3% | 2025-04-30 |
| 12608. | Aaron (enozoi) | 84.75 | 98.5% | 2024-12-10 |
| 12609. | Rohit Kumar Gupta (r0hit_98... | 84.75 | 96.8% | 2024-11-19 |
| 12610. | violinninja (violinninja) | 84.75 | 98% | 2025-05-31 |
| 12611. | OJ (ojop) | 84.75 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 12612. | Lam (eeric) | 84.75 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 12613. | D (kiddmoney) | 84.74 | 98.1% | 2024-12-03 |
| 12614. | Programmer (programmer7) | 84.74 | 97.1% | 2024-07-10 |
| 12615. | roy (rotyping) | 84.74 | 95.4% | 2024-04-10 |
| 12616. | dove (yohello11) | 84.74 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 12617. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 84.74 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 12618. | Irvin (14laui1) | 84.74 | 87% | 2014-12-08 |
| 12619. | Alramech (alramech) | 84.74 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 12620. | flying511 (flying511) | 84.73 | 98.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| 12621. | BeAst (beastspirit) | 84.73 | 97.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 12622. | Donkey (thedonkeyxot) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 12623. | Alex (syphon9) | 84.73 | 93% | 2012-10-01 |
| 12624. | Mai Ngo (ngongocmai) | 84.73 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 12625. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 84.73 | 94% | 2014-01-20 |
| 12626. | Casia (casia_) | 84.72 | 97% | 2024-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |