I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8832. | DaCaN (dacan) | 92.54 | 99% | 2024-07-07 |
| 8833. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 92.53 | 98.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 8834. | Owen (od3stroyer) | 92.53 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8835. | Richard (richyk1) | 92.53 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 8836. | Goldstone325 (goldstone325) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8837. | Jen (jenniferrocks07) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8838. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 92.50 | 97.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8839. | nonononono (printerink) | 92.50 | 98% | 2024-01-06 |
| 8840. | Brandon (bchung00) | 92.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 8841. | Joshua (joshhou) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 8842. | Daniel (calvary_hope) | 92.49 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8843. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 92.49 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8844. | Joe (redlinec) | 92.49 | 100% | 2024-12-09 |
| 8845. | David (angels2002) | 92.49 | 98% | 2017-02-11 |
| 8846. | cold (coldmind) | 92.49 | 99% | 2024-06-19 |
| 8847. | ethan (chorboe) | 92.49 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 8848. | Matthew (programmer42) | 92.48 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8849. | Titus (tarzav) | 92.47 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8850. | robert (rhong1) | 92.47 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 8851. | Forrupted (forruptedhrek) | 92.46 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8852. | Beardosa (beardosa) | 92.46 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 8853. | Pengembala Babi (pengembala... | 92.45 | 99% | 2021-10-21 |
| 8854. | Jared (derpytypes102wpm) | 92.44 | 100% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8855. | Kayega (briankayega) | 92.44 | 99% | 2024-11-30 |
| 8856. | Andy (toxicandy) | 92.44 | 96.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8857. | John (butterball_bubble) | 92.44 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8858. | ionut (ionut_red) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8859. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 92.44 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8860. | rumi (archsun) | 92.44 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8861. | Guts (noob_06) | 92.44 | 99% | 2017-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |