I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8959. | Richard (richyk1) | 92.53 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 8960. | yyhh (yyhh) | 92.51 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 8961. | Goldstone325 (goldstone325) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8962. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 92.51 | 98% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8963. | Jen (jenniferrocks07) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8964. | Wasan (was_an) | 92.50 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 8965. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 92.50 | 97.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8966. | nonononono (printerink) | 92.50 | 98% | 2024-01-06 |
| 8967. | Brandon (bchung00) | 92.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 8968. | Joshua (joshhou) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 8969. | Joe (redlinec) | 92.49 | 100% | 2024-12-09 |
| 8970. | Daniel (calvary_hope) | 92.49 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8971. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 92.49 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8972. | David (angels2002) | 92.49 | 98% | 2017-02-11 |
| 8973. | cold (coldmind) | 92.49 | 99% | 2024-06-19 |
| 8974. | ethan (chorboe) | 92.49 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 8975. | Matthew (programmer42) | 92.48 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8976. | Titus (tarzav) | 92.47 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8977. | robert (rhong1) | 92.47 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 8978. | Forrupted (forruptedhrek) | 92.46 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8979. | Beardosa (beardosa) | 92.46 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 8980. | Pengembala Babi (pengembala... | 92.45 | 99% | 2021-10-21 |
| 8981. | Jared (derpytypes102wpm) | 92.44 | 100% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8982. | Kayega (briankayega) | 92.44 | 99.4% | 2024-11-30 |
| 8983. | Andy (toxicandy) | 92.44 | 96.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8984. | John (butterball_bubble) | 92.44 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8985. | ionut (ionut_red) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8986. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 92.44 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8987. | rumi (archsun) | 92.44 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8988. | Guts (noob_06) | 92.44 | 99% | 2017-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |