I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1800. | Pancakesaurus (pancakesaurus) | 92.47 | 98% | 2025-08-15 |
| 1801. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 1802. | JGB 🇭🇹 (jgb000) | 92.47 | 97% | 2025-07-19 |
| 1803. | Giorgis (kur_giorgis) | 92.46 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1804. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.42 | 98.4% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1805. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1806. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 92.38 | 94.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1807. | Eric Liu (babiesbobo) | 92.37 | 96% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1808. | Maximus (maximusoctavius) | 92.36 | 96.5% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1809. | William Z. (aliaswz) | 92.34 | 97% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1810. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1811. | Laco (koomp) | 92.34 | 99% | 2025-07-01 |
| 1812. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 92.34 | 98.9% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1813. | Daniel (sgyplz) | 92.33 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 1814. | JCRueco (shizile) | 92.30 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 1815. | dj-viking (dj_viking) | 92.30 | 98.9% | 2024-03-31 |
| 1816. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 92.29 | 95.4% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1817. | pls (pls_) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1818. | progoo (progoo) | 92.29 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 1819. | alex rae (alexmcrae) | 92.27 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 1820. | (-_-) (bvw400) | 92.27 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1821. | Max (hooterr) | 92.27 | 96% | 2026-04-30 |
| 1822. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 92.26 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 1823. | Cinna Bunbun (cinna_bunbun) | 92.25 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1824. | 板蓝根 (goku123goku) | 92.25 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 1825. | Kevin (yurts) | 92.25 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1826. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 92.23 | 96.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1827. | Laurence (laurence42) | 92.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 1828. | Brian (bgan) | 92.20 | 96.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 1829. | Will (williamwang) | 92.20 | 98% | 2026-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |