And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11472. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 94.68 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 11473. | Madison (mnbutler) | 94.68 | 97% | 2016-08-31 |
| 11474. | Jashan (jashaan) | 94.68 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
| 11475. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 94.68 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 11476. | Dan (bocadillas) | 94.67 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 11477. | Hose (skaldsss) | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 11478. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11479. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 94.67 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 11480. | Samuel (candiru) | 94.67 | 97% | 2017-01-17 |
| 11481. | old profile (supremexd) | 94.67 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 11482. | Fleyon (mcnsnipe1) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 11483. | touch grass (midca) | 94.66 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11484. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 11485. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 94.66 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 11486. | Hag (hagproperty) | 94.66 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 11487. | Hamza (hamza1234) | 94.66 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 11488. | banana (bananacat72) | 94.65 | 99.3% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11489. | Saucter (saucter) | 94.65 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 11490. | Charlie (thecharlie) | 94.65 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 11491. | profrog (profrog) | 94.65 | 98% | 2016-01-29 |
| 11492. | Mark (haxos) | 94.64 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 11493. | Riada (riadadvorak) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| 11494. | Reyhan (aesura) | 94.64 | 91% | 2017-01-17 |
| 11495. | Nick (nickington) | 94.64 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 11496. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 94.64 | 99% | 2022-01-17 |
| 11497. | Tristan (beckonez) | 94.64 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 11498. | Westly (wslafleur) | 94.64 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
| 11499. | lorenzo (lorenzo2131) | 94.63 | 92% | 2017-02-21 |
| 11500. | poolman (jpool4) | 94.63 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 11501. | Nonfa-onof (fajfpoainnlja) | 94.62 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |